//-----******Remove Inhearited Frames******-----
if (parent != self){
top.location=self.document.location;
}
//-----******Page Body and Style******-----
document.writeln('');
//-------******Page Header******-------
//Note: MAKE SURE to change root directory to the proper name
function writeheader(){
//location writer code
var rootdir = "dbneese"; // !!!!!!!!!!!! Place ROOT DIRECTORY name here !!!!!!!!!!
rootdir = rootdir + "/";
//older ver bak
// var type = location.href.split("//");
// type[0] = type[0] + "//";
// var loctmp = type[1].split( rootdir );
var loctmp = location.href.split( rootdir );
var type = loctmp[0].split( ":/" );
type[0] = type[0] + ":/";
loctmp[0] = type[1];
if ( loctmp[1] == null ){
document.writeln('Error: The root directory cannot be found!!
Please check the name of the root directory written in the javascript file (look in the page header function)
');
}
var b4root_h = loctmp[0];
b4root = b4root_h.split ("/");
var aftroot_h = loctmp[1];
aftroot = aftroot_h.split ("/");
var revdir = "";
for(l=0;l');
document.writeln('
');
//-----**Check for flash**-----
// Check for Mac
if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Mac") != -1 ) {
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
}
var bName = navigator.appName;
//-----Check for Netscape ver < 5------
var fname = (document.title.substring(0,4));
fname = "logo"; //no other flash files yet
var hFix = 62;
if (bName == "Netscape") {
var plugin = (navigator.mimeTypes && navigator.mimeTypes["application/x-shockwave-flash"]) ? navigator.mimeTypes["application/x-shockwave-flash"].enabledPlugin : 0;
if( (parseFloat(navigator.appVersion)) >= 5){
hFix = 57;
}
if ( plugin && parseInt(plugin.description.substring(plugin.description.indexOf(".")-1)) >= 4 ) {
// Check for Flash version 4 or greater in Netscape
// Flash 4 is found
document.writeln(' ');
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
}
else {
// Netscape w/Flash 4 is not detected
document.writeln(' ');
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
}
}
//-----Check for IE, etc.-----
else {
var TestFlash = true;
document.writeln(' ');
if (TestFlash == true ) {
//Flash 4 is found in IE or compatible
document.writeln(' ');
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
}
else {
// IE w/Flash 4 is not detected
document.writeln(' ');
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln('
');
}
}
document.writeln('
');
document.writeln(' ');
scmenu(deep); //writes shortcut menu
document.writeln('
');
sidemenu(deep, imgloc); //writes left side menu
document.writeln(' ');
document.writeln('
');
}
} //end function
//-----Shortcut Navigation-----
function jumplink(form){
jplink = form.navmenu.options[form.navmenu.selectedIndex].value;
if (jplink != "" && jplink != "Shortcut to:" && jplink != "--------"){
window.location.href = "" + jplink;
}
else {
form.reset();
}
}
function addMe(){
document.mfrm.q.value = document.mfrm.extra.value + " ";
}
//-----Humor Section Menu-----
function writehumor(){
var humor = "humor"; //place name of humor directory here
var stories = "stories"; //place name of stories directory here (if placed in humor directory leave blank)
var jokes = "jokes"; //place name of jokes directory here (if placed in humor directory leave blank)
var s_endnum = 7; //the number of the last story page
var j_endnum = 0; //the number of the last joke page
var intitle = "Humor"; //place title of index document (eg. "Humor") if used here Note: CAsE CeNsitiVE
humor = humor + "/";
stories = stories + "/";
jokes = jokes + "/";
var loctmp = location.href.split( humor );
var type = loctmp[0].split( ":/" );
type[0] = type[0] + ":/";
loctmp[0] = type[1];
if ( loctmp[1] == null ){
document.writeln('Error: The humor directory cannot be found!!
Please check the name of the humor directory written in the javascript file (look in the writehumor function)
');
return;
}
var b4root_h = loctmp[0];
b4root = b4root_h.split ("/");
var aftroot_h = loctmp[1];
aftroot = aftroot_h.split ("/");
var revdir = "";
for(l=0;l Page ");
var jors = ttpg[0].split(" > ");
if (jors[1] == "Stories"){jors[1] = stories;}
if (jors[1] == "Jokes"){jors[1] = jokes;}
var endnum = (jors[1] == "stories/") ? s_endnum : j_endnum;
var hpnum = (parseInt(ttpg[1]));
var hpnumbk = deep + jors[1] + "page" + (hpnum - 1);
var hpnumfd = deep + jors[1] + "page" + (hpnum + 1);
document.writeln('
');
if ( (location.href.substring(0,23)) == "http://www.geocities.com"){
document.write('<\!-- Yahoo! Menu service \-\-><\!-- END Yahoo! Menu Service \-\->');
document.write('<\!-- \-\->');
document.write('');
document.write('<\!-- \-\->');
}
}
');
document.writeln(' 
');
}
else {
document.write(' 